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By popular demand, I give you Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse lyrics.

17 October 2009

You demanded it, and I’m happily providing.

Click here to view the music video taking the internet by storm, made by the talented (and obviously very bored) guys at Weebl.

Without further ado, I give you the lyrics:

Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.

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19 Comments to “By popular demand, I give you Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse lyrics.”

  1. Thanks :)

  2. =) you’re very welcome! ;)

  3. nice!!!!

  4. there is an extended version with an another verse, can anybody give me the lyrics to that 2nd verse….?

  5. Hmmm, I haven’t heard of that one. I’ll see if I can find it.

  6. Sweet lemonade mmm sweet lemonade

  7. oo thats dirty!

  8. need lyrics i know it starts with look at my horse my horse is amazing
    where is he now hes over there grazing

    but after that is fuzzy something about his hoof then his ballsack why is it purple
    now try this lemonade?

  9. NO!!!!!! IT DOES NOT SAY RASINS IT SAYS CRASINS!!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!!

    Dear Nick, Thank you for taking the time to comment, but YOU CAN’T EVEN SPELL RAISINS OR CRAISINS!!!! SPELL IT RIGHT!!!! Love, Ester

  10. Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
    Where is he now?
    He’s over there grazing
    Have a feel of his hoof, you’ll find they’re all bullet proof
    And if that’s not enough then take a look at his ballsack
    Why’s it purple?
    Custom stylings the ballsack looks French with a two tone paint job don’t you know?
    Now try this lemonade, sweet lemonade
    Now try this lemonade

  11. lmfao.
    i love this song.
    :DD

  12. i loooove this song.
    LMFAO :D.

  13. i like this song. :)
    its stuck in my head :)

  14. These are the actual lyrics for the 2nd verse:

    Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
    Where is he now?
    He’s over there grazing
    Have a feel of his hoof, you’ll find they’re all bullet proof
    And if that’s not enough then take a look at his ballsack
    Why’s it purple?
    Custom stylings the ballsack looks fresh with a two tone paint job don’t you know?
    Now try this lemonade, sweet lemonade
    Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade
    sweet lemonaaaaaaaade
    sweet lemonaaaaaaaade
    sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade
    sweet lemonaaaaaaaade
    sweet lemonade, sweet lemonaaaaaaaaaaade
    (Synth Solo)
    Get on my horse, I’ll take you round the Universe and all the other places too
    I think you’ll find that the Universe pretty much covers everything
    Shut up woman, get on my horse

  15. 2nd Verse Lyrics to amazing horse!

    Look at my horse,
    My horse is amazing!

    Where is he now?

    He’s over there grazing.
    Have a feel of his hoof,
    You’ll find they’re all bullet proof.
    And if that’s not enough,
    Then take a look at his ball sack!

    Why’s it purple?!

    Custom styling.
    A ball sack looks Fresh,
    With a two-tone paint job,
    don’t you know, now try this lemonade.

    SWEET SWEET LEMONADE!

  16. Hey!! Came across your website when I searched for suwgomh lyrics. Kinda funny, I live in Anchorage, born and raised! Portland is a bitchin’ city. Have fun!

  17. Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
    Give it a lick.
    “MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
    Have a stroke of it’s mane,
    it turns into a plane,
    and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
    “Oooo that’s dirty!”
    Do you think so?
    Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
    Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
    Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
    Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
    and all the other places, too.
    “I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
    Shut up woman, get on my horse.
    Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
    Where is he now?
    He’s over there grazing
    Have a feel of his hoof, you’ll find they’re all bullet proof
    And if that’s not enough then take a look at his ballsack
    Why’s it purple?
    Custom stylings the ballsack looks French with a two tone paint job don’t you know?
    Now try this lemonade, sweet lemonade
    Now try this lemonade

    Extended Version ENJOII! :)

  18. hahah this stuff is funny!!

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