I’ve caught a terrible cold. Yesterday I stayed home from work to rest up. After throwing up sinus drainage from 5am to 7am, I forced myself to drive to Safeway for more cold medicine, apple and orange juice, antibacterial tissues, and 3 cans of chicken noodle soup. Then I settled in with blankets, pillows, and 2 snuggly, warm kitties on the couch. I barely moved until it was time for bed around 10 pm.
Around noon while watching one of 3 fascinating documentaries (I’m definitely obsessed with documentaries), I decided to work on the shawl I’m currently knitting. A few rows in, I fell asleep with my knitting on my lap. I’m not sure how much time went by before Gir stealth’d his way in and grabbed it, dragging yarn from the living room to the dining room and back again.
I woke to what Sam and I now call the unmistakable I’ve Got Your Yarn! Growl. I look over to discover the yarn massacre; Gir looking up at me from the corner of the room in a crouched position, a tangle of yarn in hanging from his mouth. (Wednesday was poised on top of the futon, watching this scene unfold. She knows better than to partake in yarn-binges. She clearly has significantly more self-control than her counterpart.)
Thankfully, my shawl was left in one piece - not a single stitch was dropped from my needles - but my beautiful center-pull ball of Cherry Tree Hill sock yarn was strewn across two rooms. Just thinking about untangling such a mess left me near tears.
I forced myself off the couch, successfully removed the yarn from Gir’s teeth, piled it all together, and set it down on a shelf far from kitty’s reach. My Traveling Woman shawl was abolished. That’s what I call a project Time-the-fuck-OUT.
Enter Kristin, the amazing woman that she is, who absolutely LOVES untangling nasty yarn messes. Why? Don’t even ask, because I couldn’t tell ya. It boggles my mind, the workings of her logical reasoning when it comes to tangles, but I’m not complaining in the least. I purposely brought my yarny mess to work with me this morning knowing that once she laid her eyes upon the brutality, she wouldn’t be able to resist untangling it, yard by yard.
When first break rolled around at 10pm, she went to town. I mean, if there were an award for Master Level 3 Yarn Untangler, this girl takes home the Gold. This isn’t the first time she’s saved my knitting project (and my sanity) from certain death, and I give credit where credit is due.
Kristin — thank you, dollface. If it weren’t for you, this project would have been thrown into the firey pits of hell by now. Because that’s how I deal with tangled yarn messes when left to my own defenses.
Here’s a crappy cell phone shot of the cute little yarn ball I can now happily knit from after Kristin spent 15 blissful minutes untangling.

I also realized I have quite a bit more yarn left than I originally thought. I just might have enough to finish this thing with one skein. Maybe.