About a year ago ago, my enabler friend Kristin introduced me to the world of crochet blankets. Why, you might ask, would I have been interested in crochet blankets when I was already an established knitter? Simple - crochet is faster than knitting. Much faster. Think: wobbling around an ice skating rink hand-in-hand with your first boyfriend versus a trained Olympic speed skater.
Therefore, when making a blanket of behemoth proportion, it will take roughly twice as long to knit the same amount of fabric than to crochet. If you’ve ever knit anything at all you understand how slow knitting is. Rewarding, yes, but also slow. And very good at building (and testing) patience.
Kristin and I had purposely picked a popular and simple crochet blanket pattern called Babette, shown below.

The blanket is built by crocheting hundreds of basic granny squares of various sizes and colors before sewing them together and finishing with an afterthought border. It seemed to be the perfect Learn To Crochet project and I was excited. After a few days of sitting outside in the sunshine with Kristin, a hook, and some stash yarn, it was clear that I just wasn’t getting it. I quickly became frustrated, tossed away the hook, and anxiously picked up my knitting - something I was familiar with. Something I felt confident doing. Something that actually worked for me.
Around lunchtime yesterday I decided it’s high time I learned to love the hook. As an experienced knitter, the idea of wielding one blunt hook in place of my trusty pointed sticks intimidates the hell out of me. Which is silly, considering I was taught to crochet basic squares and scarves as a little girl. I even crocheted a scarf as recent as 2004, leading one to assume that the technique would come back to me like a long lost memory.
So far - even with a LOT of help from Kristin - I’m not doing so well. I haven’t gotten past the first round of a basic granny square. It is entirely possible that I was simply born a knitter and not a hooker. But before I give up hooking altogether, I’m going to give it another solid try. I mean really, how hard can it be to hook a line and sink it?!