“Dude, he’s DESTROYING the bathroom.”
A random walk-in just asked to use our bathroom here at work. We told him no, we don’t have public bathrooms, we’re sorry, etc. As he was running towards the back anyway, he yelled “This can’t wait!”. We knew then what we might be in for. All we could do was wait for the inevitable.
He spent nearly 20 minutes in there. The entire office smelled so foul it made our eyes water and our stomachs turn. (Twenty minutes and 2 burnt matchbooks later, most of the smell was gone. Believe me, it was putrid.)
After he got out of the bathroom, he looked around at all of us, and walked right out the front door without a word.







